I LIVED IT: I Had to Download the App

Womanspiration

This Woman’s Relationship Is So Good That Her Therapy Is Mostly Just Parent Stuff

“I’m just so happy I finally get to talk about the trauma of losing my childhood dog!”

Womanspiration

How I Reframed My Dopamine Addiction as Just Freakin’ Lovin’ Life

You and me? We’re never gonna die!

I Lived it: Thoughts

I LIVED IT: The Plan That Was Far Away Is Now

“Still on for lunch?”

News

REPORT: Ex Boyfriend Doesn’t Remember It That Way

“Well, that’s not true,” Thomas said matter-of-factly.

News

REPORT: Ankle Socks Only Used When All Other Socks Ripped, Burned, or Otherwise Dead

“If I’m wearing ankle socks, please check in.”

Womanspiration

Nice! Woman Remembers to Live in the Moment Once Every Six Months

“It’s so important to be present once every six months.”

Living

QUIZ: Are You a Hypochondriac or Oh God Is It the One Time It’s for Real?

Did you start feeling these symptoms before looking them up?

News

REPORT: Mom Thinks That Waiter Really Liked Her

They had something real.

Dude Corner Thoughts

DUDE CORNER: Hey, Have You Seen This Thing I Haven’t Started Looking for Yet?

I’m hoping you’ll go look for it, even though you are currently having a one-on-one with your boss.

News

Study Finds Wedding Will Either Inspire Woman to Marry Boyfriend or Break Up With Him

“Either it will be beautiful and reignite your belief in love, or it will be sad and existentially terrifying.”

News

‘I Don’t Care, You Pick,’ Says Friend Engaging in Psychological Warfare

“It’s clear now: my roommate is evil and is out to destroy me mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.”

News

Woman Eyes Boyfriend Suspiciously After Realizing That All Her Exes Ugly

Lenore’s friends said that, yes, this obviously was the case.

News

REPORT: Young Woman Unfamiliar With Hope

“I’m well acquainted with your run-of-the-mill negative emotions like sadness, despair, and disbelief.”

News

Woman Unfamiliar With Positive Political News Throws Computer Out of Habit

“How do people process positive news?”

News

Zohran Wins Democratic Primary Despite Democratic Party’s Best Efforts

News

Woman Apologizes to Dead Bug as if Her Guilt Will Purify Her

“She apologized, but the spider was too dead to notice.”

Living

Uh Oh! Friend Scrolling Through Your Photos Getting Dangerously Close to the Ones You Took to See if You Are Symmetrical

Stop!!

Style

Woman Emerges From Thrifting Haze to Discover She Purchased a 19th Century Bathing Dress

“It seemed like a perfect wardrobe staple at the time.”

News

Awkward! Best Friend Just Referred to You as Her Coworker

“Take a stake and drive it through my heart, why don’t you?”

Style

QUIZ: Are You Pulling Off This Look or Can Everyone Tell You’re Wearing Shorts for the First Time?

“The shape of my calves is a secret kept between me and god.”

Living

Woman Rewarded for Time Spent in Waiting Room With More Time Waiting in Exam Room

“I don’t even have any snacks. I’ll probably die here.”

News

How Times Change! 30-Year-Old Woman Would Actually Be Really Excited to Receive an Edible Arrangement

How the years fly by!

Living

How to Stay at a Friend’s House Without Apologizing the Whole Time

Remind yourself that it’s actually more annoying to apologize a bunch.

Living

Man Aims to Get Couch in Next Couple of Years

“Yeah, like, I’m hoping it happens.”

News

Woman in Desperate Need of Therapist Who Can Slap Her

“I need my therapist to stop this destructive downward spiral by hitting me in the face.”